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It was good. My cranky communist granpa didn’t start a massive argument for once, which was nice. He doesn’t understand that everyone agrees with him, but that we still want to have a nice evening free from anger and bitternes.

This interactive site lets you play such absurd scenarios out. There are lots of other fun games on the site as well, be careful not to use the whole afternoon on it :)

In my opinion, what restroom to use depends on what you have between your legs. “Gentlemen” for penis. “Ladies” for vagina.

You dont know any of this.

In my experience, google maps is really bad at finding parking. OSM-data is just better in this regard

Slept at a sweet girl’s place yesterday. I think I want to take it further, but I don’t know what she wants.

Hope the person you helped gave you some sort of gift for your hard work. Also,

humongous chungus

This is very funny to me.

Probably something like this. An an anti-woke mob is more like this.

catbox.moe

One day a couple years ago I decided to just learn it. I then tried to whistle for three months whenever I was alone and suddenly one day, it was whistling and not just wind-sounds.

Beige Icelandic Sweater, brown jeans and fancy black shoes. I look dazzling :)

I hate Canada Geese. I once stayed in a hotel in Manchester where they would squawk all through the night right outside the window.

Which search engines produce better results than Google?