Holy shit, I didn’t know that that’s a feature. For the two times a year I need to edit videos I will never have to deal with shitty free versions/test versions of video editing software ever.

In what language?

German word for chocolate = Schokolade take “Sch” and “L” and swap: Lokoschade

Oh no…ok I actually know that story too. Aw man what has the internet done to me…

What is the broken arms thing a reference to?