Lord Wiggle

Generals!!!

I always sit down, but can you be certain every other man peeing in your toilet does the same?

I have 3 kittens in their puberty, that’s already more then I can handle. I’m skipping kids.

Whenever a man is peeing standing up, droplets will spread around the toilet. Over the years, the buildup will be horribly unhealthy and disgusting. But for Brits who already never wash their hands, it may not be such big of a deal.

In Brittain they often have carpet in the toilet. How tf do you clean that, it will get soaked with piss, you dirty fucking Brits.

Thinking outside the box. Beautiful result. 5 stars

This is the best in depth scientific explanation here, and deserves more upvotes. Thanks, was a nice read!

It doesn’t even exist.

It’s a different color, I consider it purple, my favorite part of the color spectrum. Purple can be made with both blue and red, but still is a completely different color. How would you consider water? Like liquid oxygen or wet hydrogen? Or just like water?

Beer is for pussies. Nothing beats the after taste of pure blue spirits. /jk

IPA stands for Indian Pale Ale. It was brewed with and excessive amount of hops, so the beer would survive the long trip to India without getting a bad taste (so the taste would turn good after the long trip in different climates). It turned out, some idiots (like me) like the weird taste of the pre-travel beer to India. Bitter sweet. Weissen was invented because a monk forgot a keg outside the monastery during winter which partially frozen, but tasted surprisingly good. Champagne was invented because a farmer wanted to speed up the process and tried the wine during the fermenting process instead of waiting and discovered it had bubbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_8TjQcpMo

A locally brewed IPA and a Juttertje (Dutch herbal bitters, a bit like Jägermeister but much better)