Back when I worked in an office I would put up badass president pics Fourth of July. Too lazy to find them, but stuff like Kennedy riding a robot unicorn on the moon, FDR in wheelchair themed power armor, Roosevelt gunning down big foot in a forest fire, etc.

At home, the only significant decorating I do is for Christmas. There’s enough misery out there, and I choose to embrace the joy and the appeal to the better side of our nature. So we have lights, fake candles, and so on, and we put up a tree that gets a new ornament or two every year which fills it with memories. And as a finishing touch we hang a banner declaring “All creatures will make merry under pain of death”

Hawaii

And for something similar in its insanity, there’s also Santa Claus, a product of Mexico that I can only assume was fueled by product from Columbia.

“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun”

The Canada Song lives rent free in my head.

“We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE.”

Final Sacrifice.

I followed an earlier version of this and think it works well.

I am confused by the note saying the author said to start at Sourcery. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Pratchett say to start with Mort and skip Sourcery?

Conform. Reproduce. Stay aslep.

Was not expecting They Live. I hope that was prompted. Creepy if it wasn’t.

Gonna make this the animal companion for my Drowid.

I love all three and have no idea how I got here.