This is ectoplasm!

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

I was resurrected against my will by a guy named Billy.

Done. Deleted that shit.

Surprised no one has posted “use a straw” yet. That’s definitely one of the more common ones . Weird as shit.

Big fan of this one. Do you take commissions?

We’ve definitely got blackberries and blackberry jam, but grape does tend to be the norm in a lot of areas. I prefer raspberry myself.

Can’t resist a chance to reccomend Technology Connections

I would find it difficult to believe Tolkien ever left much of anything unintentionally unexplained in Middle Earth.

I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.

I tend to like the interpretation that he’s Sauron’s opposite. Completely free of desire and will to dominate.

Disclaimer: not sure I would call myself a “deeply knowledgeable” LOTR nerd.

My USB cables exist in a quantum superposition where the orientation of the male end is only determined after I fail to plug it in on the first try.

Seconding this one. I was like 11 years old and it’s the first time I can remember being disappointed when getting a game. Went from like Mario 64 to OOT to Banjo to Superman 64 and hoo boy what a drop off.

No, he’s doing both. He’s both open about his love for authoritarians AND uses shady algorithms to promote Nazi bullshit.

The fun part about this ruling is the final answer to most of these questions is “SCOTUS decides”. Any actions they find favorable will be ignored and any actions they oppose will be considered outside of the agency’s mandate.

Catapults, just to irritate the trebuchet people.

Usually season 2. At that point the writing team has their footing but isn’t out of ideas and trying to drag it out. Most shows start going downhill in season 3/4.

Great story, thanks for sharing!

I’ve been loving Tosh Show. His guests are way more interesting than listening to comedians talk to comedians all the time. Don’t have any kids, so I find the bedtime stories at the end hilarious as well.

Not only would I be willing to give them a trophy, give them a fucking parade, shout-out at the next SOTU, let them sign the original constitution or some shit, whatever the fuck these mentally ill people need to stop destroying society.

Hell keep a leaderboard of who “produced” the most wealth and let them compete with each other. The winner every year gets their name carved in a new " Stanley Cup of Captalism" (the hockey one, not the crazy white lady one). All of that shit would be infinitely cheaper than having billionaires around.