Found the hipster

Edit: oh wow so sowwy to make a joke on this wewy sewiows diwscuwswion

Realtors are fucking useless, they provide none of the information you actually need but you have to go through them to figure out what the deal is with a space.

Yep

Ok heres mine: People who complain about writing and grammar when they can understand what the other person is trying to say

I have too many brain cells

When i was in senior year of hs i realized that clippers cost the same as a single haircut. Bought a set and have been cutting my hair ever since.

Ah my roommate in college

Funny thing is i just installed linux on it and was able to get some more life out of it as a monitor on my exercise bike. Microsoft just immediately threw in the towel on it and told me to buy another one 🤣

eggcellent

Just wait till the ram goes bad (or any part really) and they tell you that $1400 pc is unrepairable because they glued it shut.

That sounds eggceptionally stupid, eggregious even.

Im on year 5 with my cheap ass braun

Fuck the surface pro 3, you’ll never get another cent from me Microsoft you fucking cunts! ( Except for halo mcc and infinite BUT NO MORE (unless the next halo is actually good but even the ONLY ON SALE))

Huh, so you made a pzzatzika

Fiduciary responsibility, number has to get bigger

Meh, doesnt bother me, its the iphone users that tend to care

Trash is public domain anyways isnt it?

Take care bromeo

Alright dude

Yea i remember how much i hated reddit as a digg user, every annoying bitch was like “i read this on reddit”. Then diggv4 shit the bed and i migrated for the content. Dont be an annoying cunt it will only drive people away. Edit: found the reddit user