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I have the working draft of this year’s List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world’s largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.

Since the best moment of my life was probably snuggling with my wife post-coitus while eating pie; I suppose the worst moment has a bigger impact, in that I was upset about it for most of a week.

I mean, I pay more for eggs. That’s it.

You’re thinking of envy, not jealousy so much: Envy is when you want something someone else has, jealousy is when you don’t want others to have what you have.

I wouldn’t want people to be jealous of me, people act very poorly when they are jealous.

That’s exciting! Happy to help test.

shit dawg I play Enderal

Oh, that was over a decade ago. With a lot of help, a lot of hard work, and a lot of luck I crawled out of the hole I’d dug.

I’m not saying it’s right, I’m saying it’s happening.

Skip all my classes for a semester and play TES: Oblivion instead. When I failed to graduate on time she was like “our life paths don’t line up” and was outta there.

I was going through some shit, and in retrospect, it may have been the shit I was going through and not the wasted semester, which was just a symptom, that was the problem. I continued that downward spiral until I spent a stint homeless.

Because for many people, political unrest is the problem they’re trying to avoid, and their problem with the new administration is that it is a catalyst for unrest.

Someone mad that our 45/7th President upsets the applecart isn’t going to go flip an applecart themselves in protest.

I’ve love a federated online game. Hmm, maybe a MUD? Or some kind of sidescrolling platformer? Or a text adventure?

Shit, I bet I could code a federated text adventure based on ActivityPub. I’ve done crazier things on with Internet protocols.

I’d say the Nordics are somewhat economically left-wing.

They’re not socially progressive, no.

I have like three lodged behind my toilet right now. I’ll get 'em when I need 'em.

rolling it up starting from the crust like it was a croissant and then taking a bite, not from the end, but from the side

OR

not cut into slices, you tear out the center and slip your head through so it sits around your collar, then lift it to take bites periodically like a candy necklace

no duh, that’s how she remarried rich

no, my tapwater’s fine

Yeah man, gotta know if there’s blood or not.

As a lifelong bike commuter who’s fifty pounds overweight and prediabetic, this isn’t the cure-all you seem to think.

It’d be great, but it won’t be enough.

Yes, but I work at a restaurant.

My coworkers will walk into work with Dunkin or Starbucks lattes… we have not only free coffee at work, but access to an espresso machine with milk steamer.