Avoid umbrellas and tea

Thus inspiring the most excellent ‘Snakes on a plane’ movie

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Well, we tried training dolphins, and then sharks with frickin’ laser beams, but we couldn’t convince everyone to build a pool everywhere they were going…

That dude had a mission to be constantly buzzed.

Scotch for breakfast, champagne for lunch, don’t even talk about dinner…

Two I like from history:

A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: “Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.”

Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied “Well, it raises the IQ of both countries.”

That is not my mom’s vagina, and NASA wasn’t there

3.6 Roentgen. Not Great. Not Terrible.

It has at least 10 pardons worth of cash and untraceable gems!

The clip of that is one of the most grovelling and cringeworthy things I have ever seen.

I don’t know how Cook can ever look anyone in the eye again

“Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a soul or an Alphabet when you are unable to speak?”

A follow up question, please:

Q: So, what is illegal for an AI firm to do?

Firstmost, curse your lady and the Americas you claim.
Westside on our steeds, come equipped with game.
Ye claim to be a player, but I rode your wife.
We disdain the English, Royalty fucked for life.

Credit: The Right Honorable Tupac Shakur, Earl of the West

Well, I do have several proton mail accounts if I feel I have to. And an alternate phone number too.

You give me a coffee shop with big ass sofas and a piano and chess sets and wifi and I’ll gladly pay $5 a cup to hang out. I’ll probably end up spending another $20 while I’m there. But the coffee alone just ain’t worth it.

I agree with Chandler. I heard Central Perk is cool.

How to be a pro Call of Duty player 101

Lesson 1 : Swearing, slurs and mom jokes to throw off the other team and gain a psychological advantage

What, not binary?

Have they altered shapes since they were first named?

I know precession has a 26000 year cycle, but no idea if the stars that make up those signs are moving relative to one another.

“Then I gave her Runway 69. Flaps up!”

“1984 was an instruction manual. But it was written a long time ago, and I’m sure we can imptove on it.”