We should all message him “Hey, I see your bio has lots of Old English from around 900AD, and I’m looking for someone to translate some old books. Can you help?”

So, the outer defense wall looks like attackers could just hop over it?

No wonder it’s not standing anymore!

The dog peeling like a banana was what convinced me…

You have left out some important information:

Does the shiny bark make it hard to climb? Or do the barky ring bits make it easy to climb?

Asking for a monkey friend.

“I want you to pay me bigger bribes political donations that definitely don’t affect my impartiality.” 😉

Meh, let her grow a beard

Sorry, guys, my bad.

I was vibe coding “Make a user interface worse than YouTube” and the agent misunderstood and escaped it’s sandbox.

Well, they started with Orwell’s 1984, but that was 42 years ago and you can do so much more with technology now!

Add 5 cleaners to the shopping list

OK, we’ll just have to have 5 houses - with a car at each!

How about them tarrifs, though!

Yes, but do you want 5 cars?

And if you haven’t tried 5 cars, how will you ever know?

Friend, let me save you a couple of hours and a lot of pain.

There are only 3.

The fight scenes with Keanu kill it for me. Besides the complete absence of plot and characters.

I can’t help but think of Steven Seagal fighting guys who are just flipping themselves.

No.

If there are multiple ways it can be interpreted, it’s poorly written

If I wanted to reduce the workforce, but didn’t want to pay for redundancies, I’d implement some nasty, overbearing policies that would make anyone with morals, a sense of decency, or integrity, resign.

Their AI must be shit if they can only lay off 10%.

A good AI would let you lay off at least 50%

I’ve been in an apartment that was so quiet, we used to joke that we were the only residents in the multi story apartment block. And that people we crossed paths with in the elevators never actually lived there. They just rode the elevator up, then straight back down and left.

I started to make noises they would be embarrassed to ask me about

Go on…