NoIWontPickAName

What?

Flash the professor?

Said like someone who never wanted to be a rock star

I know you did, I was just adding 1

Andrew Jackson???

I may have lost everything else, but I won on minimum wage and abortion.

I guess that will have to be my bellwether

Wait… you’re not washing your asshole are you?

You can’t be having fingers near your butt, same with wiping

Sliced bread is like a store bought tomato, once you’ve had the homegrown/baked version, you are fucked.

Yep. :(

The million in cash inside the suitcase of the car with the locked trunk

So how does everyone know about the money?

Why does a whisk work better than a stick blender?

So what?

What’s the world bank going to do if the countries decide not to pay back the loan?

It’s just stupid for the countries to even pay it back

Bring back Pluto!!!

That’s just a hook and line, there’s no bait on there

I still dont

Mustard or Mayo?

Why would anyone be clutching pearls here?

Bullshit! Obviously there can only be one correct viewpoint and it’s mine