I’ve managed to get a hold of 3 of the old ones through garage or estate sales, but yeah the ones that are brand new have plastic parts in them which drives me crazy. But you can at least 3d print what you’re missing

Nah you just replace you with youse. Example:

Happy birthday to youse, happy birthday to youse. Happy birthday this fucking guuuuy! Happy birthday to youse!

Gotta be the KitchenAid mixers no? Especially the older ones. I have a friend that has one from his grandma that’s over 50 years old. If anything breaks, it’s usually a gear or something simple to fix, and the parts are easy to buy and generally cheap.

Used to work at a warehouse driving lift trucks and forklifts. One guy out of nowhere turns into an aisle and smashes into a stack of 50" tvs. And this was back in the day when those things were like $2k each.

We go check on it and dude reeks of spiced rum. The stinkiest of liquors. He is shit faced. He had a bottle in his locker and kept going back for more. Fired on the spot.

Tbf that warehouse was wild, half the employees were ex cons and everyone was always doing stupid stuff

I’m sooooo close with French. I just need to buckle down for like a couple weeks and I’ll be fluent I think. I’ve always heard that’s a good one.

I dunno about useful but Japanese is beautiful and I want to learn it

Your high school diploma. Nobody ever asks for it. No job I have ever held has asked for proof that I completed high school which I didn’t. My last job had a class they wanted me to take at a night school and that’s when they realized I didn’t have it after 7 years of competent, exceptional work, so they just shrugged and got me in there anyways

Like the Segway guy who died by riding his Segway off a cliff

There’s a banked potato spot in my city that sells just baked potatoes with like 50 variations on the menu. You can get a baked potato topped with anything from chilly to brisket, vegetables, etc

Oh god, not everything has to loop back to this

I wish we had more actresses with muscles. Imagine a wonder woman movie where wonder woman actually looks like an Amazon who has been working out all day every day for decades

I love death proof. Wearing a death proof t shirt right now. People shit on this movie for some reason? It was short, and fun. Some people said there’s too much talking, but it’s Tarantino so it’s not like the talking bits are boring? Dude is a master of dialogue

I don’t think deliverance counts, it was a AAA movie with an A list cast

I tried reading the book but it was too much for me, so the series was easier to follow. I also tried listening to an audio book of tale of two cities but couldn’t get past the narrator constantly changing voices and accents for characters. I prefer when they just read

I really liked the series with Paul Dano

I couldn’t get through the DaVinci code, it had such a weird writing style and format if I remember right

Man, a predator in medieval times would be excellent

See at this point the poor skeleton should just grab a friend and cut off the head of the rich skeleton together

I used to like to work Saturday at my old job. It was overtime pay. Then my provincial government helped corporations and made it so that overtime didn’t start until 48 hours a week, killing the incentive to work Saturdays.

Doesn’t like every game do this now? When I buy a new PC game it’s always connected to their Dev’s own service

People forget that Palestine is run by multiple tribes, all of which were trying to kill each other for ages and will continue to do so once they’re on their own, as is human nature. Once a common enemy is gone, it’s back to killing each other. Hamas was not kind to other tribes and the next one in power won’t be either