Density mutha fucka!

Hughie Campbell.

Just wait till that AI is actually in control of missiles.

I had an anger problem when I was younger. Had that happen at a party with an acquaintance that ran in our circle of friends. Took a personal bag of chips like that, the dollar bag. The worst part was his smug smile while he ate a chip. Snatched em out of his hand crushed em and dumped the bag on his head. Damn near got in a fight over it. Id say your reaction was better than mine, but you also don’t want to let yourself be a doormat. Thankfully I’ve calmed down a lot since those days, but I also surround myself with better people now as well. Somewhere between our reactions is where you’d want to be.

I do the same “hey man, what’s up?” Because it takes my brain a second to use the search function. I know their name but I can’t come up with it in time for passing chat. So “hey man” comes off as less of a dick move than just standing there staring blankly at them.

Are there any tickets left leaving America?

What they couldn’t have anticipated is the downward spiral in education.

Trust me, it’s not as useful as youd think.

As will the death toll from the famine coming this fall.

TIL Germany isn’t in the EU.

My aunt is leaving my uncle for this exact reason, but she’s still an R.

You can get 8 year auto loans now.

Thank you. At least you didn’t try to tell me I’m wrong.

“I am not a pedophile, I don’t mass murder, I don’t staple cats to trees. I’ll publicly piss on anyone I want! You don’t know shit about me, don’t tell me I can’t piss on strangers.”

That’s you. That’s what you sound like.

I own a Wrangler…

You’re fucking using it. That’s like getting diabetes by eating shitloads of McDonald’s and blaming McDonald’s for it. Or a bartender blaming Phillip morris for second hand smoke.

Tens tens twenties on yo titties bitch.

Assuming you’ve even got a road lol

You killed 3 fish and made a retiree not able to pay her utilities for that picture. Proud of you.

This is why most cars these days are black, white or grey. “We don’t want something someone WANTS to look at, just something that isn’t offensive to the eyes” (sports cars don’t count here)