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31·5 days ago“You’ve never made it past grade kindergarten but you dream of becoming a world class theoretical physicist? Let me help you with that, I’m sure you can do it!”
I want to be there when you set that up on the table at your next departmental meeting.
How many 16k 4116 RAM chips can your laptop handle?
DON’T COPY THAT FLOPPY!
4·13 days agoThe FCC only regulates broadcast media over the airwaves. The public owns radio spectrum, so is federally regulated. Content sent over privately owned wires is protected by the 1st Amendment.
22·13 days agoI haven’t seen anyone in business wear a tie in decade or so. Covid really accelerated that trend too.
Neck ties are over. They used to be central to mens’ fashion. Now if you wear one it’s because you have to, which denotes low status. Like, the worst is chinos, a cheap shirt and tie, with a windbreaker instead of a blazer. Also: black sneakers. For some crazy reason, it’s actually higher status to wear designer sweats around.
The look for business is slacks, a good pressed shirt, a fitted blazer with no shoulder pads, and NO TIE. Top neck button undone. It’s also more comfortable. Even top execs are dressing like this. Ties are only necessary in the most formal occasions.
1·13 days agoEverybody sharts
I remember she was nude in Blue Lagoon and she was 14 or 15 at the time. It was a scandal.
Also, Woody Allen? Guess everyone knew he was a creep all the way back then.
2·14 days agoSide bags. Always a solution!
It seats ten midgets comfortably.
Try pumping the gear shift lever and rear brake. It’ll probably do something. Not sure what.
The Honda Goldwing is a six cylinder outdoor Campervan Winnebago.
Elmo secretly makes all the methane that fuels his Space X launches. It takes many many trips to Taco Bell!
Leopards ate his face, blah blah blah. By this point, if you don’t know Trump is a blowtorch and he’s indiscriminate about where he points that flame, you deserve the face eating leopards. Carrying Trump branded blowtorches. Or something else also mixed in metaphor.
2·16 days agoNow all you need is a lighter, which as a smoker I’m sure you have handy! 💥
15·16 days agoThe one true joystick:
No. There is nuance to the tax cut and tax levy argument. Circumstances matter. Cutting taxes on groceries would immediately lower food prices for everyone, the poor included.