Looks like linoleum lol

That’s why they pay cops so well.

All of these make sense. All the others seem like crazy talk.

That’s like Arthur Dent’s girlfriend Fenchurch.

Most folks do, it ain’t even an issue.

So your kitchen has terrazzo? Sick.

When I bought my house it had 2 layers of carpet in the kitchen. I replaced it with hardwood because I didn’t want to stain the carpet.

Bobby Fingers. He makes diaramas of weird things and then buries them in the woods for people to find. Doesn’t make videos too often but they’re hilarious.

It’s also because there’s sooo much dross and very little content.

Both. Odd that you would ask without trying it yourself.

If you mime tightening a bolt, your thumb moves to the right. And vise versa.

Lefty righty, loosie tighty.

Chocks are cheaper than any incident that could occur without them.

White vinegar.

My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

It’s like if you shave a mustache. “Where’d your lip go?!” then 2 days later you look normal again.

I think it’s press board. Like old fashioned MDF, or high tech insulbrick. I seem to remember ripping it off houses before.

There’s some nice people here and reasoned discussion, but there is a dog pile mentality sometimes that’s way worse than reddit ever was. And it was bad enough.

Mother? Yes. There was another one that came later.

Spot on! I take it your mother didn’t off that advice?