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18 days agoTonight, you.


Tonight, you.


Wait for it to mess up and end up petting your wife and fucking your dog.


I had a family member who had a kidney stone start drinking their tap water a lot so they wouldn’t get another one. Their tap (well) water had so much calcium that they ended up getting another kidney stone from drinking too much water.
We have a big maple in our yard and more through the neighborhood. The sound of wind running through their leaves is very calming.
I see a lot of LOTR fans here. Good crowd.