

Not all of course, but when my mom (blue state) married my dad (red state) and they decided to live in the blue state, the family understanding was that the heathen harlots stole their perfect child from them. Never mind that he literally left the state on his 18th birthday looking for more out of life than rotting in a trailer.







My local High-A team had a ballpark pass. $200 for 4 tickets to every home game. Best money i ever spent.