Yes and the answer was yes, and still is on a bad day.

Yes, you make the cubes go together until it looks nice.

Great question. You’ll need a really sharp knife.

First you carefully place the cucumber on a cutting board and then dispose of it in a garbage can. Then get a big hunk of cheese from the fridge and take a generous bite off it, chewing thoroughly. Bite and chew the cheese over and over again until the cheese is no more. If you do this right, you can work through a pound of cheese in about 5 minutes.

This way there will be no round slices rolling all over and off your cutting board. Oh and you didn’t need the sharp knife for this, but it’s good to have one.

My advice is just start wherever/however your best guess is with the info you have and figure it out along the way.

Starting is the most important thing. Not how to start. Just starting.

When you have experienced the usual newbie pitfalls you’ll be able to know what to ask about more specifically and discover the right communities where these things are discussed, and will know what ppl are talking about.

The second most important thing is persistence.

Good luck.

yep

tl;dr pls

no