This is golden.

I once read that there are some states in the U.S. where firefighters don’t put out fires in houses that don’t pay a monthly subscription.

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Helix is a modal text editor, but I haven’t used it as much as I’d like because it lacks the plugins I use in Neovim.

Indeed, most people I know IRL still use the same passwords for everything.

Well, in the end, there’s only entropy and the heat death of the Universe, so from that perspective, nothing matters.