This is a really cool thing that I would like to have that will never be put to use because I already have every retro game ever made on 5 different devices that I have spent hundreds of hours setting up and optimizing as well as most of my favorites on physical media and play exactly zero of them at any given time

It’s called the Metal Gear Mk. II and it’s actually remote controlled using a ps3 controller

Yeah I did the same and thought I was about to read an extremely dark conspiracy theory blog post

A good question… I suggest we all start torrenting new release movies and video games exclusively through Starbucks, because I want to know