I’m old. And I like physical media. Sue me.

You should buy a copy of Mao’s little red book though.

corpses.

Once dreamed I was a D-Class. They gave me a fully functional Absolute Exclusion Harness from SCP-5000 and made me look at a picture of SCP-096. For shits and giggles I suppose.

Then I had to evade it’s pursuit…It didn’t work. He found me immediately. And he ate me. Whole.

Whichever is closest.

Acetaminophen kills your liver. Ibuprofen melts the glue holding your guts together.

What matters right now is your headache.

Democrats making obviously winning plays? You cannot be serious.

They are intentionally bad at politics. Their greatest skills are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and shitting and falling back in it. Wanna see how for yourself? Dig into the DNC. They’re not a political entity, they’re a corp. And they work for the interests of corps. If what they do occasionally isnt absolute shit its almost entirely incidental.

Don’t make me hope.

Everyone worth less than 8 figures will lose.

Little else will change. Regardless of figurehead.

Everything. They’re always terrible.

But the worst thing is when they are UNREASONABLY LOUD.

You’re watching whatever. Equalized commercial comes on its not a big deal. Maybe you go take a leak or get a drink.

But when a loud one comes on it just upends everything. It sucks.

*Doug Bradley Hellraiser movies.

Saving the world isn’t profitable in the short term.

Vulture capitalists don’t care about the future. They care about the immediate. Short term profitability. And nothing else.

Brian Griffin.

Family Guy.

It’s all fake. Literally. Its made up. It only exists to the extent we all participate in the con.

Grow a garden. Trade with your neighbors.

Fuck the banks. Focus on your village.

Waiting for his holy load.

Everyone here came here from reddit.

And the favorite pass time of redditors is whinging about reposts.