Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

No. Never. Not once in life.

Their yard. Their house. Their shit.

Mind your own business.

“Not a dating simulator”

Clearly these dorks don’t play Classic. Not back in the day and not now.

English. Poorly.

Work is work. It deserves every bit of respect and protection as anything else.