Put the sump pump pit next to drain, so if the pump stops, the water just flows into the drain. Illegal, but who’s looking?

Changing brake pads. You do it for $50, they do it for $500

Being able to use “I’m 60” to complain about everything and use it as an excuse to get out of things I don’t want to do

Check out Drive By Truckers

The original or the remake?

The smell of skunk reminds me of summer no matter when I smell it

I drink a bottle of whiskey every weekend

Yes

The urge to conquer-war

Those seem to throw off the baggers. They’re set up to use plastic bags and the fabric bags break up their routine.

Bring a cardboard box to the grocery store. Checkout is fast and the checkers/baggers love it

Take a seat at a bar. It won’t take 5 minutes

A few people have told me I have beady eyes and it cut deep

Cocaine and hookers is the new religion

A virus has rendered the population of the earth sterile. No new births. Extinction of the human race is inevitable. How would that play out? Absolute lawlessness? No more wars?

Cottage Cheese. Prairie Farms is my go to

Currently Jimmy Herring with Oz Noy

https://youtu.be/uk7zouB_m5I?si=9rUdLG6sNoEc2bXE

Learn to go for long walks🤔

I used to be a gym rat and have won a few bench press contests in my day. The trick is to make it an enjoyable routine. You don’t have to kill yourself, but you do need to push yourself a bit. Do a few body parts a day and maybe two exercises per part. I did chest and shoulders one day, back and triceps the next, then legs and biceps. Lift slow and use weights you can control. No jerking or bouncing. If you hate doing something, don’t do it. Find something else that works.

It might be a misfire on one of the cylinders. Try to find somebody with a scanner. It would be interesting to see what comes up