SatansMaggotyCumFart

Anyways have fun with your erotic friend fiction.

I give it under an hour before this alt is banned on world too.

Good riddance.

No you definitely voted for him.

I hear you’re riding the Trump train these days, I can’t say I’m surprised.

I notice you’re on a different instance.

Is it a better fit for you?

Where have you been?

That’s James William Bottomtooth III obviously.

Funny story our parents are siblings too.

We’ve kept our bloodline as pure as the driven snow for eleven generations now.

My dryer, my sister and I star in a video on PornHub that has fifteen views.

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With WFH and grocery delivery I only have to leave for dates and let’s be honest here…

Why would you leave your home?

Send it to me, I’ll grow some trees and hemp and shit.

Only if you’re a fan of four hundred pound swamp donkeys with webbed toes.

where I questioned your mothers sexual decency?

Oh she doesn’t have any of that.

The walk in the bathroom of my pub.

It’s called jumping the fart.

When you see the entire justice system turning into a dry popcorn fart for the rich and powerful it does that to a society that can barely afford groceries.

Mr. Hand Lotion, eh?

Two pumps and a squirt.

I’m not putting my dick anywhere a $60/hr escort.

I did.