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“IT’S YOUR FUCKING TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH”

Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus plays in the background

I’ll snort one of the blueberries

This is one flase move from having a bathroom absolutely full of tempered glass pieces

Hank Kill was right there

It’ll crawl into your peehole if you’re not careful

Time to close the door. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Sounds of stirring macaroni

This is exactly what I’ve been searching for

Okay left to right, top to bottom. Karen Candle Hands, The Green Goobler, Man Bird, The Big Apple, The Red Menace, Doctor Moneyballs and Lady Lean the Vick’s Avenger.

Holy crap these are unbelievable! I especially like the krankstar one

The devil.

The USS Crawlspace!

Well you can’t say all that without saying what the prank was!

Appreciate your brother. You’ve only got a few more years with him.

Just look through the product info and make absolutely sure it’s not a “Bad IMEI” phone. These are usually stolen phones laundered through china, and will not connect with most regular carriers in the US (or in much of the EU)

Knitting. The basics are really easy to pick up and you get something out of it surprisingly fast. As an added bonus knitting supplies can be gotten for around $10 at walmart all in