I just find it fasscinating.

At a certain size of a company, law suits are just the cost of doing business.

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Major Mandela Catalogue vibes.

Sorry, no room in the budget for pizza parties.

The missed opportunity of terrorist Ben-Gvir of being picked up by ICE and lost in the ICE prison system and potentially being deported to El Salvador makes me sad.

Just knowing that Ben-Gvir would be screaming “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM WITH THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT!” as bunch of ICE agents go “Yeah, buddy. Sure you are” as they pack that piece of shit Ben-Gvir into a ICE van.

Then the Israeli genocide government furiously trying to find Bennny-Gvir and the US government just going “Yeah, turns out keeping shoddy prison records to frustrate any attempts of accountability or make it harder for people to get justice. Not really helping us in this situation.”

A bunch of ICE prison guards shipping Giga Karen Ben-Gvir to El Salvador simply because the guards got tired of Ben-Gvir’s shit. We all can see Ben-Gvir just being the worse prisoner. Complaining about the food, constantly telling everyone that they are terrorist government minister, etc.

Would fuckwit Benni-Gvir change their mind about being an Israeli Zionist? No. Dipshit McGee Ben-Gvir would probably praise ICE and was glad to get a first hand experience of quashing human rights.

I went to my thoughts store and they were all out of thoughts. The prayer store? Out of business.

oh wait, we already subsidize this stuff with our taxes.

Privatize profits, socialize losses.

Yes, she has a little barrette and constantly quotes Meowarx.

Including the pets.

My cat encouraged me to buy guns. Something about overthrowing human bourgeois and installing a cat proletariat government,

Meta “We only created the Torment Nexus because of very flimsy reasons.”

Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs. /s

Chaining people’s immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

*Yes, I know employees are paid however they can’t change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

Bezos will cry as he writes such an enormous check.

To a politician to make the charges go away. Tears of joy.

Now this is a delicious LAMF moment.

Oh Dagon, Father of the Deep Ones. Please hear our prayer and accept our sacrifice.

Tech Oligarchs “Hey, US government. How about we make crimes against AI data centers a terrorist crime?”

US Government “Yes, Daddy.”

RAM IS PEOPLE!

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