When one hits your eye, that’s amore

Repeatedly messing with some starship captain, then going back in time to start an internet cult that believes the most ludicrous shit possible. All to prove to that one captain that humanity is not worthy

Who waaaants to liiiiive forevaaaaaa?
Who daaares to looove forevaaaaaa?

I don’t know how to access your app, can you pass a pointer?

Wow, sounds like Pokémon finally decided to join Final Fantasy in the 1990s with ATB

✨️🤝✨️

Bot of War, from the Astro Bot soundtrack. Let’s just say the bass drop is memorable if you played the last 2 GOW games.

Laughs in ESP32

For reference, 3 km/s is approximately Mach 10

Yanukovich had supporters before he got booted out. There’s always a percentage who want to lick that boot

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

Genetically engineer like 20 of them and hope one turns out good after being stolen by Tzeentch and half betray you because you were a bad dad

Sleepers, sleepers, man your bunks. Give the ship a clean sleep down fore and aft. Sleep in all decks, ladder wells, and passageways. Now sleepers.

But is P=NP?

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn’t fit in my bike bag

God, traffic was murder today

“That’s literally the first sentence in my email”