Yet another reason why my answer to “Don’t you wish you’d invested in Bitcoin?” is “Fuck no.”

Duh.

But will just adding AI alone be enough? I propose we also add “blockchain”, “the cloud” and “e-commerce” to ticket pricing in order to truly synergize profit dynamics.

IIRC this is kinda a “There the same picture” sort of situation, since most LLM’s lean heavily on Reddit as a source.

Yeah, the miracle serving sizes. Similar to how tic-tacs are advertised as “low calorie” when they’re basically flavored sugar.

IMO this isn’t really meant an informative article, it’s more of a “Laugh as rich losers’ own chatbot turns on him”. You have a laugh at Mush’s expense and then move on.

Odd to consider that Nvidia is now an arms dealer.

Yeah, I can just imagine how well a “AI” would deal with a situation like this when they can’t even operate a drive-thru properly.

Thanks! I guess the article I use for reference was from near the start of that debacle.

Oh no, less than an eighth of what they lost on their stupid metaverse project. I’m sure they’ll really feel the sting of this judgement and learn their lesson.

I dunno, if the best they can come up with to promote their hotel is “there aren’t any ghosts!” when… ya know, ghosts aren’t real, that makes me kinda suspicious. It’s like when you see a “GMO free” label on salt, or something. If that is the best selling point they can come up with, it makes me question why they don’t have any other, more substantial or more relevant points to talk up their product.

In my (relatively uninformed) opinion, mostly yes, but kinda no.

While a salt lamp is made of mined salt they’re usually made of a lower grade of salt than the stuff that ends up for food use, so you’d probably end up with some unpleasant “dirt” flavors in the salt. However, more importantly most salt lamps I’ve seen have been varnished, since raw salt will absorb moisture from the air and melt into brine. So you’d also be consuming a lot of whatever they used to give the lamp a moisture proof coating and I don’t know how food safe that is.

Fucked over too many rich people to get off scot free.

Right, but hear me out: I know that SpaceX is impossibly overvalued and that makes me smart. So what if I bought some SpaceX stock, waited for some rubes to buy the stock from me at higher price and then I cashed out? Since I’m so smart, I’m sure I could get in and get out before the whole thing falls apart. /s

Teradata’s focus for 2026 is to “win in the market with AI,” CEO Steve McMillan said in the memo

Oh boy… he is just chugging the AI kool-aid.

I mean “The Thing” wasn’t detected for seven years. It’s always possible to miss a listening device.

You’d think so, but this is also the dark universe where Donald Trump got a second term.

TIL that I’ve been using “star crossed lovers” wrong my entire life. I thought it meant fated lovers.

It’s not so much “Yucking someones yum” so much as “I think such a large age gap is going to be a big strain on this relationship. But if you wanna… fine.” Like, one of these people was born around when 9-11 occurred and the other was born around the time when Pac-Man was the new hot game in arcades and these “CD” things were starting to catch on for music storage. That’s quite a generational gap.

However, they’re both old enough to both know the what they’re doing… and maybe it will all work out. Thus my “They’re both old enough to know better” comment. Maybe they’re star crossed lovers and it will all work out… but in the end, it’s a case of “Not my circus, not my monkeys”.

Whatever. They’re both old enough to know better.