Steve Anonymous

Talk to her earlier than I did

If I had a penny for every time I heard that joke I could buy a brain…

Dr claw

Memes

Star Trek

And Star Trek memes

Not complaining

Nice try Jesus!

The call was coming from inside the terrible company!!!

WOOBADOO

This was a b plot on the Bam Margera movie haggard.

Falcone wants his royalties

Full time Lemmy conversion here. I will never go back

Also I don’t have to contend with auto complete

At work I do that exclusively. It’s faster to make punch lists for jobsites that way

And block the tires

The owner was an alcoholic. Her husband sent her to rehab. She came back hating men (both me and her husband). My wife worked for them at the time and we were getting a divorce. She fired me and kept my wife on the payroll

I hate that this cool ass idea is in tech at an unapproachable price point

I am a barehanded soap to shower poof convert. I moved to an area with a lot of heat and I can’t get all the oil off my body without friction. So I barehand soap on head, then load up the poof and then go like hell