My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word “hook” in the context of “the phone is off the hook”.

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.

A Chihuahua ate a Sandshrew and gained its powers

If anyone reading this is co-sleeping, don’t lie to your pediatrician when, during every visit, they ask you about sleeping arrangements. Tell them the truth.

If you don’t tell the truth, ask yourself what kind of parent lies to their baby’s doctor.

(Y’all’re using doctors, right? And not barn spirits or your Aunt Cookie’s facebook blog?)

Justin Sane, frontman of punk rock’s Anti-Flag, was recently accused of “predatory behavior, sexual assault, and statutory rape.”

Allegedly he’d eyefuck girls from the stage during shows in a very “That’s right, I’m a rockstar, lookin’ at you” kind of way, and somehow get them invited backstage later.

His bandmates disbanded after the news broke. Bandmates say they weren’t aware, that they stand with the victims, and they condemn his actions.

I saw Anti-Flag at a small venue years back and it makes me wonder if it happened to fellow concertgoers that night.