The one that comes to mind is Rutherford and Tendi from Lower Decks. Particularly S4E6 Parth Ferengi’s Heart Place.

Can we include TV shows and music? If so, Jemain Clement.

One side of my brain knows this is correct.

I am sitting still. Now I am reaching for garlic bread. Nothing acted upon me to prompt that. I am eating the garlic bread. Am I defying the very laws of physics? Yum yum.

A very bad word that we’re not even supposed to say on the internet, believe it or not.

Funny story. I know an old Chinese man who has a stutter. When he starts a sentence he often repeats the the the the the before he gets going. It sounds like removed removed removed. So far no one has confronted him but I always worry it will happen some day.

You’re not doing a very good job of selling it, but the concept has merit.

At this moment the scene that comes to mind is Data asking Worf to take care of Spot.

Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast was peak Sonic. Those things in the controller had a minigame within a minigame for extra costumes and food for the chao.

How else can they get hand jobs?

Sorry I’ll let myself out.

You do seem talented at expressing yourself in writing. Something there worth exploring?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Enterprise really gets the heart rate up

Clearly a construction-themed remix of Every Breath You Take, but yeah, been there.

The year was 1990. A kid stole my WWF ring and wrestlers. I will never forgive or forget.

The Co-Main Event Stuff You Should Know Space Nuts Joy

Fly on the Wall, Smartless, and WTF, but only when they have interesting guests.

Believe You Me and Morning Kombat, but only when I’m in the right head space.

Here’s an extra easy acoustic version of Release by Pearl Jam: em, d The strumming pattern is important. (Em) Up down… (d) up down… (em) up down… (d)up down. When you get comfortable with that, throw in a little extra casual strumming in between on whichever chord you’re still on. When you’re comfortable with that, try singing along too. Very simple but once you get it, it can be pretty hypnotic.

Godzilla, pure f-in filler, keep your mind off the real killer

When I was the kid, the house rule was French at home, English everywhere else. Kind of like your plan but stricter. Now that I’m the parent, the kids are in French Immersion school, so at home we do 50/50.

Let them tell you which one they prefer then.