So assuming I keep the same intelligence, totally the T-Rex. I’d be a gentle wonder paraded around the world wearing old-timey tailored suits, devouring the finest food, a fixture at every major world event.

It’d be the 2036 Olympic jetpack competitions and the camera would pan over, “an amazing day for the sport Jim, and look at that there’s Terry the T-Rex sucking down chili dogs with his gorgeous partner, and the president of Earth 2” Yeah, that’d be the life alright.

At that point, what quit?

You probably won’t.

Dark cloud 2

I always thought it was “To be in love” instead of “and I say ‘yeah’” until now. I never really understood that lyric, which is kinda ironic.

You don’t produce as much oil when you shower less which is what the smelliest bacteria consume.

That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?

I miss the solar death ray.

You’re towing a bunch of cargo into the crash site.

Never heard them called leaves before, only needles so that’s cool.

Gin and Tonic with fresh Rosemary and Orange is nice. Bet a cedar leaf would be nice in there too.