Eat the same breakfast every day until I’m sick of it, and then the next day it’s back again

“Fresh Sparrow Flavour” on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.

OP should do a giveaway, roll the dice and give out however many it lands on 😁 I’ll go first:

Next time I’ll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.