Maybe they were being trafficked. Did you call it in?

I live in a developing country and anything coming from abroad still takes weeks. It’s actually kind of great, I’ll forget about things and then one day somebody hands me a box filled with stuff I like.

Attack on Titan is amazing

Gringo es gringo

'89 Hyundai Sonata

It’s the archetype for a lot of what I hate about YouTube. I was actually kind of mad at the friend who recommended it to me

Bro, [obvious truism]. Brooo, [obvious truism]. Brooooo, [conspiracy theory].

I’m not anti-travel and I’ve enjoyed it in the past but I honestly think you pretty much nailed it. People try really hard to convince themselves that, actually, they’re not engaging in conspicuous consumption but instead growing as a person or whatever.

Optimists can be cringe but do you really think it makes them bad people?

Being illegible is the point. Doctors just write ‘his shit is fucked up, give him drugs or whatever idk’ in Latin and if people understood that they would freak out

Nailed it

Tremendous Suburbans, The Most Suburbans

High fences make good neighbors. Most of the really serious conflict between my sister and I was related to competition over use of shared resources like the family computer or TV. Perceived unequal treatment was another big one.