Found the Canadian

So that’s the reason as guys age we end up hairer on our bodies and end up walking around like bald gorillas.

Depends on how strongly you value your relationship with your brother. He may be a fuckwaffle, but he is your fuckwaffle. It’s big of you setting your differences aside. If you don’t go, and he means a lot to you outside of his political views, then you might regret not going. If you don’t really care for him and political ideology is more important then dont go. I think not going is kind of crossing the Rubicon, but I don’t know the situation part from your details

20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

This whole comment right here.

I was thinking the romantic interest thing right out of the gate. I like your emotional need take, too. Either way it’s not work appropriate esp. if OP has communicated their disinterest before.

I also like your direct communication prompt.

While you’re right about how HR works/how to go about it, I find HR a hammer when a finesse tool might work. OP could ask their manager how to deal with it. Not only does this put it on the radar, but it’s a bit less official, and might yield the gray zone outcome OP is looking for

As a parent, I couldn’t give two shits if you don’t have kids. Not gonna convince you. It’s your story not mine.

You’re also not going to convince me I made a poor decision.

Triggers automated trap door or nerf gun by your desk.

What’s the big dumb button going to do?

It doesn’t matter what other people think, full stop. The world is full of people who think they know better. ignore them.

The consultant’s proverb: done is better than perfect

Gnoosic.com

I really like that one

I’m talking about gold

You stop that. Stop that right now. We will not bring trends from that other site here, no matter how well executed that are.

I love this one. I’m imagining really loud quacking

Why did you take my body type and put a goose head on it?

This is a work of art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTgwpnPIJEA