The US is committed to free speech, the CCP is not.

No. Sorry, but if the government is horrific then any scientific advancements will be used in unethical ways. It’s unfortunate but true.

The CCP is brutally evil and that’s that.

Fuck the CCP with a bucket of rusty nails.

Aquaman 2.

The more public a figure, the more likely it is that he’s pulled rank.

Yay Elon. Reeeeeeeaaaallllyyyy supporting “free speech” buddy.

Sorry I missed the funeral part earlier.

I still don’t think balloons or fire lanterns are in any way responsible.

Paper boats are generally ok as they breakdown pretty quickly.

No.

Did I get ripped-off? Dud ‘nana?

You produce a large-enough banana and I’ll jump right in.

Actually I do.

Source: I ate a banana once.

This makes no sense. A: the banana would not stay upright. B: Why would a mouse sit in sticky gloopy banana? C: A mouse would not go kayaking in a banana, even less so using a floatation safety vest and a paddle. D: WTF?!?!

Yeah… balloons end up in the sea and frequently turtles eat them thinking that their jellyfish. Dead sea turtles have been found stuffed full of plastic bags and balloons.

Paper lanterns end up setting things on fire far away.

Could you perhaps stop the magical disposable up-in-air thinking and do something else? Like write wishes on pieces of bark and hide them in a forest to break down harmlessly?

Oh gee… no I don’t. So apart from the muscles, piggyness, hair and jeans… and standing in a creepy forest, it looks exactly like me.

Far out. That looks exactly like me except for the hair, muscles and piggy-ness.

I don’t think that’s a real photograph.

Molotov cocktail?

I’ve heard tell of lots of AI generated content these days. The publishers just don’t care. It’s a race to the bottom. Look at all the magazines that have just folded (pitchfork?!?! Far out)

Not attacking you dude.

This the second time I’ve clicked a link to that site and become contorted in rage at the sheer awfulness of the content.

Can we please never, ever, ever link to that stupid fucking site ever again?!?!

Honestly. If I was a billionaire I would hire a hit-squad to ‘remove’ the people responsible for it.

Superman lemon party?