UnhingedFridge

I ignore the tab and use an edgeless can opener, in case it gets lost in transit to the recycling plant and a critter finds it.

Now I gotta spend time baking up Sailor Moon with beans when I get home.

I try to avoid paying them any attention unless someone wants me to look at or touch them thanks to the implication. Most of the time it’s just a place where I shouldn’t look, so it gets a little awkward in my head when someone has on a graphic tee that I want to read or look at.

Something to work around most of the time, but then can make a partner happy when they are appreciated as themselves when vulnerable enough to bare that much, which adds a little special dynamic that gets the brain chemicals doing their thing.

I m p e s s i b l e

“How can she slap?!”