





Mine is “Make something idiot proof and they build a better idiot”


“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw.





Will it really mighty my penis man‽


Is good for boy to meet girl in park but better for boy to park meat in girl.


There you are!
Do know you?
No! But that’s where you are; you’re there!
-Austin Powers





The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.


It should be by default.


Agreed that there interface looks like the late late 90’s.
I’d recommend Libre more often but it’s a step backwards for most average users in UI. Microsoft has had the ribbon since, what, Office 2007?


If it’s critical, don’t self host it. It’s not worth it.
I know people will argue; I just need something that works and that I don’t have to worry about patching.


I don’t see what drinking has to do with anything but I’ll try.
Red or white? /s


The only software holding me back is Adobe Premeire Pro; I’ve looked at the Linux alternatives and one of them has a windows 3.11 interface (KDEVine I think).
I’m still open to suggestions.
Never make yourself a priority to someone that treats you like an option.