Spoken like someone who doesn’t do stable releases

One of my cats won’t do it back but he’ll shove the top of his head in my mouth because he loves head kisses.

Barnes and noble has a pretty good deal on their exclusive hard covers. Buy one get one 50% off

If you’re white, laugh it off tell you to piss off. If you’re not white executed on the spot.

I prefer digital books. Not only can I have an entire library in my hands the books are also cheaper making them easier to buy.

I’m a lot more polite, and I generally don’t swear on the internet. Irl I’m not family friendly at all. If I were in a TV show my only lines would be “bleeeeep bleep bleeeep bleep”

English cheddar. American cheddar is bland and rubbery, the English takes the flavor to 11 and adds a nice nutty flavor along with it melting a lot better than American. I think second would have to be blue cheese, I just love how pungent it is.

Oh trust me I’m the loudest person I know but nobody worries about the life of the party.

Lol thank you I appreciate that. I’m a guy though so it’s hard to come by.

It’s been a while if ever.

Apparently there’s a phone app that lets them know if they’re related or not.

Water

I lose all filters and chaos mode engages. If I see a button I push it, if something takes one little nudge for it to fall over I nudge it, pranks, fire, just any kind of chaos you can think of. It’s especially prevalent if I’m drinking Jager.

No no it’s like for washing and it’s super scrubby, like a loofah almost but more scrubby.

Oh that’s completely normal then carry on.

They make a scrubby cloth that’s like 4 feet long.

Sometimes you just got a gnarly pee.

What kind of soap are you using?

Hand signals over verbal signals. They listen better and it freaks your friends out when you rub your finger together and all your cats show up.

Dolive