What a fun way to find out my bladder capacity is around three times the average at least. Connective tissue disorders are whack. Now I’ve just gotta work on the other factors so I can piss-levitate longer than everyone else! I’ll be unstoppable!!

This was exactly what I thought of when I saw the post! I’m glad you saw this and shared your work here. It’s awesome and it makes me so happy.

Aww, poor little Mog! I hope someone let her right back in! That’s totally accurate, though, lol

Whatever this is from sounds cute. :) Thank you for sharing it with us here!

All we are is dust in the wind.

I’m right there with you. I was thinking almost the exact same thing - just about a decade less on my end.

I miss being a part of forum communities like they used to be. Those forums disappeared (like most of them did, unfortunately) and I haven’t found any others that fit yet, which is a huge bummer. This is the closest and best I’ve got. It’s not quite the same, but I still enjoy it, and I’m grateful!

I feel the same way! They’re pretty neat.

Agreed!

Oooh, good call! It totally does. I bet a Toxic Megacolon show would have a wild and kickass mosh pit.

I’ve always thought “hemoglobin,” “ankylosing spondylitis,” “rectocele,” and “postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome” were fun to say. There’s definitely more medical words I like, but I’ve got mad brain fog, so I’m not able to come up with much at the moment. Which is a major bummer!

Yes! This is a big one that bugs me how often people don’t even attempt this. Darn noobs need to lurk moar! It’s basic netiquette.

The consequences will NEVER be the same!

Haha that reminds me of a shirt I had around '08/'09 that just said “Awesomesauce.” I kind of miss the silly stuff like that and the shirts you mentioned. It really does seem like it was a simpler time :) Nowadays life is pwning me left and right!

Hot damn! Where’s my wallet!?

I felt the same way when I tried playing it. I’m so glad I saw your comment - I feel less alone, lol.

As the WOATest WOAT, I’ve got the other end on lock! We’re killing it, buddy!

I’m not who you were talking to, but thank you for this comment. You’re so very kind and it’s beautiful. You’ve helped me and I appreciate you so much. You totally rock! 💖

Lol! That reminds me of how (when AOL was thing and I was probably way too young to be on it but would use it to talk to family) my mom had me type out and send “I bought a bunch of cars and RECTUM!” via email or AIM out of nowhere to random family members with no context, even though I had no idea why that was funny, but she thought it was hilarious. Which is pretty damn funny looking back!

I love this type of thing! There’s also:

“Guess why?”/“Chicken thigh!”

“Guess who?”/“Chicken poo!”

As a kid I also came up with “Guess when?”/“Chicken shin!” “Guess where?”/“Chicken hair!” and “Guess how?”/“Chicken COW!!” but those may not be quite as good, hahaha.

I hope they reply (and that I remember to come back and check again so I can see it,) I’m very interested, too!

Ooh, I looked it up and it sounds interesting. I look forward to figuring it out and experiencing it for myself, thanks! :)