agentshags

It can support your head

Lime and pure are my faves. Aggressively carbonated like no other.

Bro, half of it is things that resemble bears

Get more sleep

Just don’t forget the figs

This is fucking fantastic lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deverry_Cycle?wprov=sfla1

I imagine that’s a empty can of V8 and a bottle of hot sauce beside him lol

I liked to text my coworkers pictures of my cats.

It got to be a bit much, and started to be referred to as me getting drunk and sending pussy pics.

I haven’t sent one in months :( kind of miss it lol

Stale smoke with no flower in the bowl

Vaporware is a humorous one, but understandable. They are pretty close in spelling :p

what in the fresh fuck my dude

*communities

I’m absolute shocked at their bad behavior

Imagine getting mugged for these

then you are homer simpson

“Hands down, butt up!”

If I see a link to Reddit I nope the hell outta there pretty quick

Labyrinth and The Last Unicorn were two that came to mind