Accidentally.

Oh, these Cheerios are too bulky! I guess I’ll just place them here, right in front of this electronic eyeball. Pure coincidence.

Affordability! Affor da bi lee tee! Is a new word!

How about a data center in the river?

Oh, he’s just bending it backwards. Like wat out there.

Or he chopped it. Maybe.

He chopped it, didn’t he?

Seriously! Cremation is cheaper but why not just dump me in a big black bag? I’ll basically be cremated anyway for far cheaper.

Ah yes, aspartame and the other magic sugars. Yup those could be culprit. That’s also a reason to not drink soda. My kids definitely don’t drink soda unless I offer. They think it tastes bad. Somehow momma and I figured out how to parent that vice out. Maybe for good, maybe for bad, what if they pick it up later in life and then it’s much worse. My wife got her gall bladder removed and supposedly she has to have some sort of soda during a meal to be able to properly digest it. Supposedly. I hate the Coca-Cola company and the Starbucks company. Both are making money off me when I really don’t want to give it to them via having my partner addicted to their shit they sell.

Imagine if Walmart went out of business and each executive was eventually buried at the center of the Walmart and he had his most valuable possessions with his body and a big ass gold cap reflecting the sun onto everyone’s windshield or house windows every day…how long would that building stand after the company no longer did business with it? My guess is bricks down in a good 5 to 10 years. The gold cap would have been gone in an afternoon if someone could pick it up. Otherwise the nearest town would organize daily gold chippings and it would be gone in a month.

Then imagine the building did last 3000 years for whatever reason and someone suggested to build it back for tourism? Just because someone’s graffiti looks better than today’s graffiti.

My uncle is slowly dying from pancreatic cancer thanks to irregular alcohol consumption. So yeah. Let’s not get pancreatic cancer or other such things. It’s painful. All you gotta do is not drink non foods like alcohol and not breathe non breathable gasses like smoke.

$5 ears. $20 snouts…you Total comes out to…$3452.77!

There’s a vaccine for that now.

Just block all their servers.

I know AI seems like it knows everything. But it really doesn’t. Don’t believe the hype. It’s a total disastrous piece of shit. It cannot invent. It can only rehash existing things. If you use it trying to invent, you’ll be disappointed. Use it as you would use a librarian. That’s all an LLM is. Just a librarian who stole all the books, learned what words come after what other words without learning any of the content in betwix. Finally then they burnt the books. So now the knowledge you could have gotten from actually logically written books is encoded in a big syllable matrix. The whole thing is ridiculous. Then it is “freely” available to you for the purpose of syphoning everything you can teach it.

I was thinking of fran over the weekend. Something my wife said reminded me of the show.

Only scientists have scientits. No, wait both men of science and scientists, both have at least one scientits.

If the free software foundation got 1 billion, it would do many times over what 300billion has done for windows, but not just the OS but the entire software ecosystem around Linux. And it would all be ours to keep.

Money can’t buy love. Fuck Microsoft.

That whale is such a dork. Look at the form and posture of what we could consider to be his or her arms. What do the judges say?

7, 5.3, 6.4.

Looks like Johnson the whale will have to return next year to the water jump Olympics to challenge his rival Orkus the jumping orca.

Piece of shit company owned by a piece of shit and putting pieces of shit in space.

Amount of water yes. But come to Seattle and if you stay outside too long you’ll grow green algae and mold.