You could move to a new city. You could build a community cistern that captures rainwater for you and your neighbors. You could treat your tap water. You could find the nearest spring where you fill up carboys of drinking water.

Proxmox web UI to manage my six containers. Sometimes I use sftp (ssh) to modify files in a desktop editor instead of nano over a web interface. Recently I broke things and had to go down to the basement with a keyboard and monitor to rollback my Omada container. I kinda want to make that part easier but it’s so infrequent it’s probably not worth it.

I don’t like being screamed at by a computer voice/speaker. I can read. I would do it more often if it was silent like at IKEA. Also at Whole Foods I usually have one of their 50% today only deals which requires a cashier. And it’s stupid you can’t buy beer. Basically I only use self checkout as a last resort, or if I have like 2 or 3 items.

Warning! ⚠️ do not consume!

See the real loophole is that I have de-registered myself as a conscious observer. In the eyes of the government, I have never seen a movie, or watched a TV show, or listened to an album.

I don’t think it’s possible from a bat at any force. The ball would unravel and slow from wind before it hits the person and at worst it would just knock them back.

Every studio album will have a group of babies drumming to extend the copyright an extra 20-30 years.

Bacon into a cold oven set to 425. Set a timer for 20 minutes and it’ll be pretty much there.

Many cheaper drones can’t even fly over water because the ultrasonic distance sensor freaks out. First attempt, I would put a kiddie pool under the window. If that doesn’t work I would try buying ultrasonic distance sensors, like replacement ones for drones, and spamming the drone with it using an arduino or raspberry pi. The drone may think it’s crashing and make erratic adjustments, causing it to crash for real. If that fails I’d go archaic and throw bolas at it.

I hope it can live feed into Apple Vision Pro so I can walk around with almost 360 vision like prey animals. It would be disorienting at first but after a while it would be some kind of super power. Can’t sneak up on me mfers.

Trader Joe’s Belgian Chocolate Pudding. It made any other chocolate pudding taste like milk. Petit Pot comes close but it’s not in a tub and it’s not quite as rich. I used to eat it with fresh strawberries.

Buy fertilized eggs and incubate them. Let them scratch through your compost and eat the grubs. Don’t worry about the economics unless you’re starting a factory farm.

• pine nuts
• ostriches
• bees

Unless there’s a recall, which I’m not sure there could be for an aftermarket device, they will remain mostly unpatched. Unless this becomes the next Kia boys thing and insurance companies look to mitigate their losses.

Hot water on tap. Refrigeration including air conditioning. Laundry machines. Bread. Beer. Fresh Air. The Sun!

We know a lot more about when the mammoths died than we do about the construction of the pyramids.

Beer, Red Blood, Aloe Vera, and Tea

Wanna get wild? Try sunbathing during the morning or evening hours with no sunscreen. It feels good, and it’s good for you too. There’s almost no UV light at those times. Age will catch you with or without sunblock.

The trick is: don’t fantasize. Just be who you are right now and do what you enjoy. Ten years ago I was a long distance hiker. Twenty years ago I was drinking lots of beer. But neither of those would describe who I am now. And when I was living those other lives I didn’t yearn to be me now or me from the past. And now that I am me now I’m content with it, because it’s all I know how to be. I’m sure I’ll be different in 10 or 20 years. But I don’t sweat it even for a moment.

If you feel an itch, scratch it. Once the itch is scratched, stop, or it may lead to worse outcomes than an itch. It more itches keep popping up, maybe scratching isn’t the right strategy.

Give it to your parents and wait until they die, then collect it tax free.

Oh well soon enough we’ll have directed energy weapons and drones with hypodermic needles. Maybe someday bullets will be obsolete.

They should just require all ammunition to have serial numbers etched into the casing and the slug. When ammo is purchased, it is attached to an ID. People keep their ammo locked up to avoid being framed. People can shoot the ammo with any homemade contraption they want. Problem solved - until people learn to make their own ammo. Obviously possible for shotgun shells, but maybe not feasible for accurate rifling bullets.