I’m starting to get portal 2 vibes here

Have you ever tried Linux?

I feel like this is the new version of “bum fights”

If you’re butthole squeaks… Please see a medical professional

Good bot.

That absolutely does. As much as I loved the ship one, and would love to find that one, I found the concept a very healthy way to wake up. Didn’t panicked you, just got you up. Sorry, I may be living under a rock, is a one plus a phone? Or app?

This may sound dumb… An old Samsung phone I had years ago, came with alarms that gradually faded in. The most memorable, started with the ocean, and the seagulls… Then there was a fog horn in the distance. Slowly the horn got closer, and closer… Until it was all you could hear, and your alarm was going off.

I’ve looked everywhere for the sound file… It must be Locked away in a basement at Samsung somewhere.

One day I’ll find it

Movie: hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, RRR, most of Ghibli studios, drunken Master.

Shows: house, Dirk gently’s holistic detective agency, the Blackadder