No, almost drown when I was a kid and have massive panic attacks getting into the water. In the last few years I’ve been able to get chest deep without hyperventilating but can’t really seem to float out anything like that without letting go of the side.

That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

The real question is always in the comments.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

ChatGPT just spat real good stuff out in seconds

There’s an entire episode of south park centered around this premise.

“crypto powered” portable console

barfs

Don’t a lot of gas pumps still run on MS-DOS?

I saw a bottle return machine running Windows 98.

It’s always impressive to me that instead of sending billions of dollars to Microsoft, the US government could have had an entire operating system that caters exactly to them. They could have then given back in the form of commits improving the software for the rest of us too.

Being able to buy a house by selling bugs and rocks would be cool.

Thanks for the feedback. I was worried after Nintendo’s recent campaign that we’d see a big pull back from the community, but your response makes a lot of sense.

I’ll just put it over here with the rest of the crises.

Her: She knows what?

Me: Idk, the internet just told me to say that.

Hot potato!

Does that mean typical ARM based routers do not have a PCIe bus?

AI generated garbage.

Don’t PCs also have a lot of nickel in them too?

If I thought she was an actual reasonable human being I might vote for her. Of course no one gets the nomination by being reasonable though.

Supposedly a deeply unprofitable one.

That’s probably why it’s getting enshittified so quickly.