Capt. Wolf

When your Pornhub searches are starting to get waaaay too specific…

Nuzu…

Dispose of Yuzu,

for my amuzument!

Well… We all knew that was coming. If you still have an account haven’t done so, now’s a good time to purge your account!

Dude looks like he’s about to start telling you why he only drinks Colt 45…

He cracks a can, and sleeping beauty wakes up…

I want him to be the next Dogmeat in Fallout! He’s adorable!

Damn tribbles are everywhere!

This looks like box art for one of those shitty grossout boardgames we begged for as kids, spent an hour trying to figure out how to set it up, played once, realized each time you reset it, and figured out it takes like 10 minutes to do so. So the whole thing went into your closet in one piece and was never played with again.

I hate it.

I also love it.

AI has finally gone too far.

Thank you…

Oh, I’d so love to go for a Halloween show! That’s gonna be sick! My wife and I went a few months ago for my birthday. Talked to the head of the group after and they’re doing Shock Treatment soon!

Because there’s a socially acceptable acceptable age for some things… How would you feel if a fat, bearded, 40-something man like me came to your house trick or treating, no kids in tow, just me by my lonesome?

I’m not saying don’t have fun as an adult. God knows life is mundane enough. You want to dress up for Halloween? Go ahead! I know I will be! There’s just something off putting to me about adults going door to door begging for candy. I’m just saying it’s kinda weird.

Nah man, that’s definitely weird. I stopped around 13-14. After that, my friends and I got together for parties.

She’s old enough to buy her own candy, it’s time to quit mooching and creeping out the neighbors.

I set a goal for myself to get through as many of Stephen King’s books as I can before the end of the year. To date, I’ve gone through over half of the Dark Tower series, The Shining, Dr. Sleep, It, Later, Under The Dome, Bag of Bones, Desperation, If It Bleeds, and I’m working on The Stand right now. Most of them are quite long, 15 - 50ish hours.

If you’re not into horror, I still highly recommend The Dark Tower series. The recordings for the first 5 books are over 100 hours. They unfortunately had to change narrators in the 5th book, as the original sadly passed away. He did an amazing job at bringing the characters to life.

If It Bleeds is a short story collection, but it contains a sequel to King’s The Outsider, followed by Holly, which just came out last month.

Game collecting

What started out as picking up C64, Atari, and Nintendo games in the 80s and 90s has turned into a collection of thousands of games totalling tens of thousands of dollars…

I want to see the entire board just say “fuck u/spez!” with a giant middle finger…

The only fashion someone could possibly mistake me for having is casual lumberjack in the winter, permanent vacation in the summer. Seriously, comfy plaid shirts when it’s cold. Soft, breathable Hawaiian shirts when it’s hot.

As for music, I’ve played bass for over 20 years, electric, acoustic, and stand up. Also trombone, baritone horn, trumpet, drums. My preference is blues, jazz, and classic rock, but I’ll play any thing fun. Before twitch cracked down on music, I’d take any request people could find on Rocksmith. Metal requests were usually pretty fun, if they weren’t too repetitive. There’s a lot of metal that’s like “play this same 8th note 64 times, now another 16, pause, another 16, pause, another 16, repeat…”