You’re now the proud owner of a broken neck! How does it feel?

Is it a sexy arm?

The only time I’ve slept on a blanket like this was in a police jail. Are you in jail?

That looks uncomfortable. :/

What’s a police lock?

People like you are inherently Satanic.

Holy shit!! This is the advanced pillow science I like to hear! I’m gonna try this right now!

Ghostface!

Holy shit that’s just sadistic!!

War crimes!

This prompted me to buy socks cos apparently I’m an animal.

Who’s shaving, what?

I hope it makes pirated games easier to launch on Linux. 👍 I’ve got about 5 different games I’ve yet to play cos I can’t be arsed looking into Proton command line flags.

Peter Rabbit

I heard about CCC all the way in my UK university! Wish we had something that big in the UK. I remember beards, lots of beards!

GeoCaching for offline (semi-online). When I learnt about it, it blew my mind. There’s literally trillions of hidden ‘stashes’ all around the world that people have hidden. In bushes, up poles, behind signs, etc. Every city. Fields, forests, everywhere!

In the stashes you’d find anything from a piece of paper to mini figures or a bullet! You write your name on the paper and date it. Then you hide it and go hunting for more using the Geocaching app.

British people are famous for discussing the weather as small talk. British weather is 90% shit. We’re still alive.

So I don’t think negative questions are a bad thing.

Slade’s Christmas song. Every fucking year without fail it comes on in supermarkets and has done for decades.

I fucking hate skinny jeans full stop. I grew up during the 90s-00s baggy jeans so even ‘normal’ jeans feel a bit restricted.

I tried a pair of skinny jeans on once and felt like my legs and balls were being tortured.

How anyone wears the things regularly I’ll never know.

Allow me to serenade you with the music of your people.

Ahem… Ich will

Ich will

Ich will

Ich will

Ich will das ihr mir vertraut

Ich will das ihr mir glaubt

Ich will eure Blicke spuehren

Jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren