Even when you want to shoot some pigs? I always thought that being a mafia boss would be ideal for that.

Really? I should totally watch that.

So, if you’re gay, there would be a clear incentive to become a cop. If another gay guy breaks your heart one day, you can just throw him in jail as a part of doing your job.

The Star Wars sequel trilogy. What a waste of money and time.

If you ignore the anime series, and just watch the live action movie with zero expectations, it can be kinda fun. Realistically, pretty much nobody did that, and that’s why they hated it.

What I thought mattered at the time: Opinions of other people
What actually mattered: My own opinions

People expected me to borrow money, buy a house, get married, travel the world etc. I didn’t actually want to do any of those. Well, eventually I did screw up, got stuck in that situation for years, but now I’m finally free again. Phew. 😌

If I could send a message back in time to a 20 year old me it would be this:
You may not be entirely sure about what you do want, but you certainly know what you don’t want. Let the latter guide you. When people expect you to do something you don’t want, don’t do it. Peer pressure in this context is just annoying noise, nothing more. You shouldn’t make life-altering things unless you’re really sure about it. It isn’t enough that everyone else has done it and expects you to follow suit. Contrary to many cultural norms, the people around you don’t actually always know what’s good for you.

And it still fits. 😂 There are outfits that reveal parts with censored names.

Sounds like the bubble is about to pop.

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If you glue an iPod nano on a pair of old sunglasses, you could technically call them privacy respecting smart glasses. Obvious, that’s not what they’re actually going to do though.

It depends. Many people have something odd going on here and there, but most of it doesn’t really require medical intervention. Some of those things actually go away sooner or later anyway, so an intervention can do more harm than good. Chances are, it’s just going to freak you out for nothing, and cost you money.

The thing is, you never know. There’s always a chance that something truly horrifying is brewing inside you, and ignoring it is going to cost you your life, or worse. What if you’re one of the lucky few who need to get something fixed before it becomes a serious issue? Who knows.

The way I see it, the expected value of this equation is pretty harmless. If you feel completely normal, it’s probably nothing.

The more you look, the more you’ll find. Those pictures may give you answers you didn’t want to hear.

Sounds like a great plan. I’ll get my popcorn. 🍿

Pro tip: Go where the work is.

If it’s in the middle of nowhere, the company has to take whatever its given. This means that there’s hardly any competition, and even a recent graduate can get a decent job. As long as your degree is at least a little bit relevant, you’ll get the job easily. The locals who also applied are just drunken idiots who barely know how to read.

Unhappy people didn’t answer the poll, and you already know why.

Did you ever consider blasting some high energy beats like hardstyle, EDM, euro dance, or something like that?

1. It induces rage in many people
2. That was clearly intentional

See also: trolling, clickbait

Exactly. 2D storage sucks. Move to 3D and suddenly you have so much more space. If that’s not enough, you gotta unlock the 4th dimension and start stacking 3D objects like a pro.

LOL. A shark voting for the ship to sink faster so that there’s more fresh meat in the sea. Professional gamer move.

Screw some shelves on the walls and hooks in the ceiling. There’s so much wasted space out there. Things don’t have to touch the floor, you know.

Everything needs to have a place: box, drawer, hook, jar, bin, anything. If it doesn’t have a place, it’s just going to end up randomly anywhere and everywhere.

You need to decide a fixed place for everything. There needs to be a fixed place for yarns, maybe multiple places for different types of yarn. There should be a specific location for fabrics. If there’s not enough floor space, start using the walls. Even the ceiling is a place where you can attach hooks, loops and whatnot.

You just need to make a hundred little decisions while organizing everything, but once that’s done you can skip the burdensome decisions in the future and simply follow the system you built earlier. Once there’s a system, don’t deviate from it, and that requires some discipline. If following it becomes a routine, you no longer have to spend much mental energy in sustaining it.