Google used to have something like this where you ‘paid as you went’ by outbidding other advertisers for ad slots on websites. Only worked for google ads, though, and being a google product it was killed eventually…

Sometimes I have a battle of a poop, and in those times I need to be free of clothing to do my best work.

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

And yet a large portion of the country is still having difficulty with that decision, so here we are

I like this one. Now we just gotta get everyone else on board with your definition!

The last one got me good lmao, I’m so curious, what’s her story?

Varys person to person, but for me I find that the idea of sex is really hot but the reality is just…not as exciting.