THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

Don’t be a dick.

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.