That’s kinda funny

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One time I nicked my leg on a camping trip and opened a piddly ~2 inch cut. 911 sent out 2 paramedics on a fully crewed search and rescue night vision boat which took me to the other side of the lake where I was taken by ambulance to the hospital 1hr away. $86 dollars lol.

I don’t want to give too much personal information but some time ago I went to the ER with symptoms not typical of a person of my age and was fast tracked through triage straight to tests, bloodwork, and scans. I was in the waiting room for maybe 5mins. Only thing I paid for was parking.