Subscription pricing for almost everything. I had a pest control company try to sell me one where i pay every month for 4 quarterly treatments. Why would anyone think this is a good idea?

50 Shades… terrible writing and the sex was boring AF. The books were recommended to me. I couldn’t get through the first one. Time I’ll never get back.

Yes, two is one and one is none.

Tarter sauce or ranch dressing.

Although initially good, the internet. From malware to corporate tracking, it’s become a cesspool. And yet, here I am.

Where the gutter downspout meets the side of the house. Was worried for weeks until the babies started fluttering on their own.

Them. Too brutal, cannot watch.

Cult + time = religion.

Live in a LCOL red state. Secretly pleased with all of the folks migrating in from blue states and hoping they can help to flip us to blue.

Oh no, not the Linux monster!